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My aunt Elsa ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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