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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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