Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.