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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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