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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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