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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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