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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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