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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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