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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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