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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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