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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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