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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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