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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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