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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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