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My aunt Elsa ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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