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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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