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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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