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Bad food

My aunt Elsa ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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