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Bad food

My aunt Delilah ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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