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Bad food

My aunt Delilah ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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