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Bad food

My aunt Delilah ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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