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Bad food

My aunt Delilah ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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