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Bad food

My aunt Delilah ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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