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Bad food

My aunt Delilah ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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