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Bad food

My aunt Delilah ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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