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Bad food

My aunt Delilah ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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