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Bad food

My aunt Delilah ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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