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Bad food

My aunt Delilah ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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