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My aunt Darla ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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