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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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