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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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