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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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