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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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