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Bad food
My
aunt
Darla
ate
mouldy potatoes
and
bit
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a bus driver
a shepherd
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a train driver
a doctor
a policeman
a sailor
a surgeon
a tramp
a pilot
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