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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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