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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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