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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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