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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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