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My aunt Darla ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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