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My aunt Darla ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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