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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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