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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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