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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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