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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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