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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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