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My aunt Darla ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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