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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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