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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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