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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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