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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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