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Bad food

My aunt Darla ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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