Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Darla ate …

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turkey twizzlers stale bread a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta a box of dead mice canned prunes mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish Brussels sprouts the last Rolo

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