Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Clarabelle ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.