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Bad food

My aunt Clarabelle ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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