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Bad food
My
aunt
Clarabelle
ate
turkey twizzlers
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
head-butted
nutcracker choked
throat-punched
slapped
kicked
strangled
bit
scissor-kicked
kneed
Vulcan death-gripped
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