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Bad food

My aunt Clarabelle ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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