Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Clarabelle ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.