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Bad food

My aunt Clarabelle ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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