Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Clarabelle ate …

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mushy peas over-cooked pasta a plate of soggy nachos the last Rolo yesterday's fish a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes stinky tofu stale bread

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