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Bad food

My aunt Cecilia ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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