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Bad food

My aunt Cecilia ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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