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Bad food

My aunt Cecilia ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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