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Bad food

My aunt Cecilia ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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