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Bad food

My aunt Cecilia ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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