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Bad food

My aunt Cecilia ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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