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Bad food

My aunt Cecilia ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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