Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My aunt Cecilia ate …

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a box of dead mice turkey twizzlers cat biscuits stinky tofu yesterday's fish mushy peas a wedge of blue cheese canned prunes the last Rolo over-cooked pasta

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