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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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