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My aunt Bridget ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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