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My aunt Bridget ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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