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Bad food

My aunt Bridget ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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